crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via spooky-bae)


lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

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taco-bell-rey:

This kid is going to make it far in this world

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babyxnanas:

evie-the-eevee:

babyxnanas:

i know everyone’s got their own opinion but still i can’t understand people who hate long-haired harry

yeah goblet of fire is like my favourite movie

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never-hugged-as-a-child:

Can we just  talk about the impact of movies on society? Like right now in several states people are talking about having real life murdering sprees influenced by the movie The Purge tonight. Just imagine the impact when the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey come out. I feel like there will be a ton of adolescent boys thinking its okay to be dominate girls in relationships and promote unsafe bdsm behavior, this is not okay.  

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hirxeth:

"You want to cry and smile, but instead you just stare and you can’t do anything.”
Palo Alto (2014) Dir. Gia Coppola

hirxeth:

"You want to cry and smile, but instead you just stare and you can’t do anything.”

Palo Alto (2014) Dir. Gia Coppola

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